First published in Punch, August 3, 1906.

FASHION'S PHASES
By
P.G. Wodehouse

When first I whispered words of love,
When first you turned aside to hear,
The winged griffin flew above,
The mammoth gaily gamboll'd near;
I wore the latest thing in skins
Your dock-leaf dress had just been mended
And fastened-up with fishes fins -
The whole effect was really splendid.

Again - we wondered by the Nile,
In Egypt's far, forgotten land,
And we watched the festive crocodile
Devour papyrus from your hand.
Far off across the plain we saw
The trader urge his flying camel;
Bright shone the scarab belt he wore,
Clasped with a sphinx of rare enamel.

Again---on Trojan plains I knelt;
Alas! In vain I strove to speak
And tell you all the love I felt
In more or less Homeric Greek;
Perhaps my helmet-strap was tight
And checked the thoughts I fain would utter,
Or else your robe of dreamy white
Bewildered me and made me stutter.

Once more we change the mise-en-scene;
The road curves across the hill;
Excitement makes you rather plain,
But on the whole I love you still,
As wreathed in veils and goggles blue,
And clad in mackintosh and leather,
Snug in our motor built for two
We skim the Brighton road together.